Ok, so if you scroll down below this blog (why would you? It’s not like there are nude photos of the formerly up-the-pole Angelina Jolie down there), you’ll see that every entry is from Aug. 6, which is today. While it might look as though I am the world’s most prolific scribe, or alternatively, that I am on performance-enhancing drugs like crank, I am neither.
These posts came from my newspaper blog at the Free Press, where I work as a navel-gazer cum hair-twirler. Their blogging software/Web site construction does not allow for a simple Web address like http://www.laurenislikethehottestgirlintheworldandallyouotherhaterscansuckit.com for our blogs, so I’ve put all of my posts on this site. Nifty, eh? Cutting and pasting on the computer is sort of my jam.
So I’m neither prolific, nor smoking crank from a busted light bulb. I’m simply trying to get more than two pages views on my blog. Dig it?