Dear Digidiary, Today I am sad. Would you like to know why? Well, for starters, my computer is spazzing out. Problem number one. And for two, I tried to meet Karl Lagerfeld today, but alas, no dice. A couple weeks back, I called up the lovely and talented Nancy Walsh at Chanel and asked if [...]
Entries from October 2008
October 14, 2008
Release the Flipping Hounds!
For a few years after college, I worked at a tony girls’ boarding school in Northern England. The students ranged from 10 to 19 years-old and just about all of them were fox hunters, except the kids whose parents worked at the school. They were way too “common” (read- poor) to hunt. Many of the [...]
October 9, 2008
Things that go blech in the night
Well, it’s that time of year again. The time when it’s ok to be ugly and covered in warts with hair growing out of the middle. The time when it’s acceptable to wear tattered clothing and smell like the inside of a Dumpster. The time when no one cares that you’re the size of a [...]
October 9, 2008
TOP SECRET NUDIENESS
My prayers have been answered. Well, at least the one where I prayed for a snowboard that featured a hairy naked man from the 1970s splayed across it. Someone out there in Internetland made the snowboard of my dreams. It’s called “The Burt” and it features Burt Reynolds’ clothing-optional 1972 centerfold shot from Cosmopolitan magazine. [...]
October 1, 2008
Nudies and gnar
The villagers are fuming and they’re storming towards Burton with pitchforks and stakes! They demand justice! Head for the hills! That’s pretty much what it feels like here with all the angry e-mails and calls I’ve gotten about Burton’s new Love line of snowboards that have naked Playboy bunnies splayed across the top sheet. And [...]
