My prayers have been answered. Well, at least the one where I prayed for a snowboard that featured a hairy naked man from the 1970s splayed across it. Someone out there in Internetland made the snowboard of my dreams. It’s called “The Burt” and it features Burt Reynolds’ clothing-optional 1972 centerfold shot from Cosmopolitan magazine.
I think this is genius. And I want one. Now.
If Burton can put naked chicks on a board, then there’s no reason why a companion board can’t hit the market. I’m all for parity.
Word.
PS- Dang, Burt was a hairy dude. That’s like Neanderthal style.
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