Dear bestest buds, Lots has happened since I last wrote. It was my birthday and my friends had a party and played pin the firecrotch on Lauren. More on that in another post. And because they’re mad crafty, they also made T-shirts in my honor. Also more on that in another post. And I got [...]
Entries from April 2009
April 11, 2009
Behold the B-Hole
Dear better than best friends, Disclaimer: This post most likely constitutes oversharing. Oversharing is the wave of the digital future, if you didn’t know. It’s where ordinary people like me write on the Internet about how they got drunk last night, woke up pregnant and had to get an abortion. Or how they got drunk [...]
April 9, 2009
North End House of Nuts
Dear friends who may or may not be the best, First, I’d like to ask the loud mouth with the radio announcer’s voice sitting a few seats away from me to pipe down. I haven’t gotten my noise-cancelling headphones yet (birthday present hint, hint, hint), so I still have to listen to your insufferable gasbagging, [...]
April 6, 2009
Bowling for Baby Obie
Dear BFFs (until someone better comes along), This past weekend, I went bowling. It’s sort of a little out of character for me to participate in any sport that requires using communal equipment since I’m interested in good hygiene, particularly my own. But when anyone asks me to do something on a Saturday night, I’m [...]
April 4, 2009
X-Rated Twits
Dear Gay Porn Stud, Thank you so much for following me on Twitter. I am flattered that someone of your great esteem would care what a nobody like me has to say in 140 characters. I have to say, I was somewhat surprised when I got the notification in my inbox- “Gay Porn Stud is [...]
