Monthly Archives: April 2009

Groupies and Gats

Dear bestest buds, Lots has happened since I last wrote. It was my birthday and my friends had a party and played pin the firecrotch on Lauren. More on that in another post. And because they’re mad crafty, they also … Continue reading

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Gratitude, and Other Things That Rhyme With Dude

Dear besteez, I’ve gotta pee. I’ll be right back. Ok, I’m back. I had two iced teas for lunch and I’ve been sitting at my desk thinking I should go and relieve myself for like an hour. I’m worried that … Continue reading

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Behold the B-Hole

Dear better than best friends, Disclaimer: This post most likely constitutes oversharing. Oversharing is the wave of the digital future, if you didn’t know. It’s where ordinary people like me write on the Internet about how they got drunk last … Continue reading

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North End House of Nuts

Dear friends who may or may not be the best, First, I’d like to ask the loud mouth with the radio announcer’s voice sitting a few seats away from me to pipe down. I haven’t gotten my noise-cancelling headphones yet … Continue reading

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Bowling for Baby Obie

Dear BFFs (until someone better comes along), This past weekend, I went bowling. It’s sort of a little out of character for me to participate in any sport that requires using communal equipment since I’m interested in good hygiene, particularly … Continue reading

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X-Rated Twits

Dear Gay Porn Stud, Thank you so much for following me on Twitter. I am flattered that someone of your great esteem would care what a nobody like me has to say in 140 characters. I have to say, I … Continue reading

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