Dear besties, On a normal Saturday in November, I’d be sitting on the couch, twiddling my thumbs and cursing myself for ever moving to this god forsaken land of Canada Minor. But this past Saturday, I got up off my fat duff and did something productive — I rode in the second annual Great Turkey [...]
Entries from November 2009
November 16, 2009
Lunch with Lauren
Dear besties, Go to Penny Cluse. Order “Lunch with Lauren.” Think of me as you eat my eponymous dish. If the plate is anything like me, it’ll immediately give you a searing stomachache and a lot of gas*. But it’ll be worth the aggravation. The good folks at Penny Cluse were nice enough to name [...]
November 11, 2009
20 Ski Resorts in 20 Weeks? Yes, I Can!
Dear besties, Here’s a little trivia question for you fine folk: How many ski resorts are in our little nation of Vermont? If you answered “What’s skiing?” or “Where is Vermont?,” feel free to stop reading pronto-like. If your answer “Twenty, you dingleberry. Like, duh.” I’d say we have a winner! Come and claim your [...]
November 10, 2009
Boring Banter and Buffalo Check
Dear besties, Today I hopped in the Vibrator and drove my sweet one up to Derby Line, a village that’s supposed to be in Canada, but by some twist of fate and one surveyor’s drunken mistake, it ended up in Vermont. I had to go up there for my little job to talk to people [...]
