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Death of the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

Dear Besties,

I am all for the merciless assassination of ridiculous trends. And so is my best friend, our great poet laureate and statesman, Jay-Z. In his seminal work of rapsmanship, “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune),” he decries the use of the voice modulation software that is destroying hip hop. Preach on, Hova:

“I know we facing a recession/ But the music y’all making going to make it the Great Depression”

Can I get an Amen up in here?:

“You niggas singing too much/ Get back to rap, you T-Paining to much”

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