Dear besties, On a normal Saturday in November, I’d be sitting on the couch, twiddling my thumbs and cursing myself for ever moving to this god forsaken land of Canada Minor. But this past Saturday, I got up off my fat duff and did something productive — I rode in the second annual Great Turkey [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘bikes’
October 26, 2009
Why Do People Hate Safety? Or, How I Spent My Friday Night
Dear besties, Recently, I’ve been asking myself the question in this post’s title. Why do people hate safety? What is so offensive about trying to be safe and not die a bloody, mangled mess? Perhaps I should explain what I’m talking about. For the past couple months, the GF and I have been volunteering for [...]
June 7, 2009
Kids Today, or alternatively, Why I’m Never Having Any
Dear besties, Let’s bypass the whole “I’m sorry I haven’t written in a while” spiel. You and I both know I have more important things to do than write blog posts, like pick my toenail lint while waxing philosophical about geopolitics. And I know you have more important things to do than read what I [...]
