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Exercises in Funny-Making or, Lauren Takes a Comedy Class (VIDEO)

When I was considering leaving my job, the girlfriend and I had a pow-wow to discuss my options. Surprisingly, one of the options that was whipped off the table with alarming speed was me lounging at home in my underwear … Continue reading

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Democracy is Awesome

Yesterday, I exercised my 19th Amendment right to get my lady-vote on by participating in my very first Democratic caucus. Now that I don’t work in newspapers, I can reveal to you that I vote for the Ds. Unless the … Continue reading

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Tegan & Sara Banter in B-Town

Last Thursday, Canadian superduo/ world’s chattiest identical twins Tegan and Sara fluttered into town for their first show in Burlington since Higher Ground was in Winooski about nine years ago. All I have to say about that is, it’s about … Continue reading

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Lighters Up: The Lil Kim Experience

Dear besties, Here’s one important thing you need to know about hip-hop queen Lil’ Kim: she loves Vermont. Like, a lot. She told us so about 350 times at Wednesday night’s show at Higher Ground. But she doesn’t love us … Continue reading

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Fat-grabbing with Kaki King

Dear besties, Last week, it was my birthday. Perhaps you were aware of that, since it’s the most important day on our modern Gregorian calendar, Anyway, for my birthday, guitar virtuoso Kaki King decided to come to Burlington and play … Continue reading

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Shredding Church Street With Hannah Teter

Dear besties, Ben & Jerry’s Free Cone Day (also known as Americans Getting Fatter Day) is upon us. Generally, I try to stay as far away from the Free Cone Day as I possibly can. For one thing, I hate … Continue reading

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The Great Turkey Chase

Dear besties, On a normal Saturday in November, I’d be sitting on the couch, twiddling my thumbs and cursing myself for ever moving to this god forsaken land of Canada Minor. But this past Saturday, I got up off my … Continue reading

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Lunch with Lauren

Dear besties, Go to Penny Cluse. Order “Lunch with Lauren.” Think of me as you eat my eponymous dish. If the plate is anything like me, it’ll immediately give you a searing stomachache and a lot of gas*. But it’ll … Continue reading

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Barfberries: The Story of the World’s Stankiest Tree

Many are the reasons why fall is not my favorite time of year: *My wicked summer tan fades to nothing *Pre-winter fat begins to encase my body *My favorite holiday — my birthday — is six months away Granted, fall … Continue reading

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GWAR + dog costumes = the best Tuesday ever!

Dear besties, Yesterday, my coworker Dan Bolles mentioned to me in passing that GWAR, the scat, sex and sci-fi-loving shock rock band, would be judging the 14th annual dog Halloween costume contest at Burton on Tuesday. Come again? You mean … Continue reading

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