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Miss Congeniality Was Congenial, Just Not in Vermont
Dear besties, From the Department of Big-Ass Mea Culpas: Well, friends, it turns out that America’s favorite scrappy-do movie star was NOT actually in Vermont over Easter. Contrary to what I wrote a little more than a week ago and … Continue reading
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Sandra Bullock Dries Her Tears… In Vermont
Dear besties, A few days after Sandra Bullock took home the Oscar for best gal-next-door actress, it was revealed that her motorcyclist husband Jesse James was slumming it with a woman who has multiple facial tattoos and a fascination with … Continue reading
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The Police Chief Cheated, and other tales from the Giant Pumpkin Regatta
Dear besties, Sunday marked the first time I have ever sat inside a giant piece of produce. It also marked the first time I have ever rowed a giant piece of produce on Lake Champlain. But when you’re a celebrity … Continue reading
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Curses On You, Beyonce
Dear besties, I’m sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written. I had a nasty incident with graphite pencil earlier last week and have been unable to think of anything clever since. But now I’m back, more cleverer than ever! … Continue reading
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