Posts Tagged as ‘Halloween’

October 27, 2009

GWAR + dog costumes = the best Tuesday ever!

Dear besties, Yesterday, my coworker Dan Bolles mentioned to me in passing that GWAR, the scat, sex and sci-fi-loving shock rock band, would be judging the 14th annual dog Halloween costume contest at Burton on Tuesday. Come again? You mean GWAR, of the 3-foot protruding phalluses and gigantic swinging ball sacs? Yes, the very same. [...]

October 9, 2008

Things that go blech in the night

Well, it’s that time of year again. The time when it’s ok to be ugly and covered in warts with hair growing out of the middle. The time when it’s acceptable to wear tattered clothing and smell like the inside of a Dumpster. The time when no one cares that you’re the size of a [...]