Posts Tagged as ‘idiots’

March 2, 2009

The Ballad of Beadless Lauren

Dear besties, So far, Barry Obama has not gotten back to me on my personal shovel-ready projects. I guess he’s just really busy trying to, like, save us from backsliding into third world nationdom. Anyway, that has blink-all to do with the Magic Hat Mardi Gras parade that happened in Burlington on Saturday. While I [...]

October 10, 2008

Open letter to annoying people

This is an open letter (or rather two) to all the annoying people at Thursday’s Kaki King show at Higher Ground. I acknowledge that I am frequently an annoying person at concerts and other public venues, but last night I can guarantee that I was perhaps the most inoffensive person in attendance. Dear girl next [...]