Dear Besties, If you asked me the question posed in the title of this genius little post, I would answer with a resounding “I’ll take a cafe owner who’s not a total jagoff.” Yes, I would rather have someone who appreciated my business than have a steaming mug of tea or a hot cup of [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘jagoffs’
February 13, 2009
The World’s Second Worst Dog Owner
Dear jagoff who left his dog in the car while he went skiing at Smuggs on Sunday, First, let me say that you are a jerk and I rue the day you were born. Secondly, I wish that something wretched befall you, like rickets or anal fissures. I would say I wish unemployment and foreclosure [...]
