Posts Tagged as ‘maple syrup’

March 25, 2009

IHOP, UHOP

Dear best friends forever, including, but not limited to, Libby McDonald, I often try to make up excuses for why I’m late or why I haven’t done something I should have. These excuses are rarely believed due to my inability to be both creative and convincing at the same time. So I’m not even going [...]

March 16, 2009

Curses On You, Beyonce

Dear besties, I’m sorry  it’s been so long since I’ve written. I had a nasty incident with graphite pencil earlier last week and have been unable to think of anything clever since. But now I’m back, more cleverer than ever! Lots has happened since I last wrote. I went to a crazy person’s house. Then [...]