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When a Charity Sends You Money…

… you know things are bad. Yesterday, as I emptied my mailbox of its daily detritus — pizza delivery circulars, credit card solicitations and those fucking ads for Bed, Bath & Beyond (have those people no shame?), I saw something … Continue reading

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Shovel-Ready Me

Dear Barack Obama, Can I call you Barry? I mean, if we’re going to chat like best friends forever about my current state of well-being, we might as well be informal about it. Anyway, I heard you were a huge … Continue reading

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