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When a Charity Sends You Money…
… you know things are bad. Yesterday, as I emptied my mailbox of its daily detritus — pizza delivery circulars, credit card solicitations and those fucking ads for Bed, Bath & Beyond (have those people no shame?), I saw something … Continue reading
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Making My Couch My Office
These are dark days, friends. And not just because that asshole sun hasn’t deigned to poke his fiery head through the clouds in about 52 days. No, the reason for the bleakness is that being job-free isn’t all it’s cracked … Continue reading
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The Big Cheese, or alternatively, My First Retail Job in 17 Years
At the rate I’m currently going with this blog, I’m writing one piece a month and getting on average one comment per blog post. Just the way I like it — mediocre and unimpressive. You’d think since I’m job-free, I’d … Continue reading
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Exercises in Funny-Making or, Lauren Takes a Comedy Class (VIDEO)
When I was considering leaving my job, the girlfriend and I had a pow-wow to discuss my options. Surprisingly, one of the options that was whipped off the table with alarming speed was me lounging at home in my underwear … Continue reading
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Adventures in Seasonal Job-Seeking
When you ditch your full-time salaried job in the worst economy since never without having another gig lined up, a few things happen. One, you wake up in a sopping wet mess every night at 3:30 a.m thinking about your … Continue reading
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