I like dogs, doughnuts and sneakers that don’t have to be laced. I don’t like blueberries, body hair or novelty ties. I write for a living. I complain about my neighbors in my spare time. I like hanging out with people who are better looking than me. I don’t know karate. I have stretch marks. I ride bikes. I live in Canada Minor. I might love you.
How can you not like blueberries?
Cut from the friend team!
Seriously.
Wait, no, not seriously. Wanna be on my friend team? Crap.
So are you strictly a dunkin’ girl? cuz, i’m pritty shure itz doughnuts.
Oh… Ok, I thought this space was to leave you a message. Plis do not publish my stupid comment!!
by the way, nice blog!
Count me as a fan of this Web site. And have you written anything yet about your observations regarding affirmations on church signs?
p.s. I love Mariana’s comment. And thank you for publishing it.
Still complaining about Katy and I huh?
There was that run in with “BPD!”
I am so glad I discovered your blog through Twitter – Funny stuff – especially the IHOP and the coverage of the Legis/Gay testimony. I have a new way to avoid work – reading your blog.
I’d like to make the first donation to the Lauren Ober computer fund.
Congrats on the new gig. enjoy.
Ober,
Do you really like doughnuts? Why didn’t I ever know this about you? Are you aware of my deep and profound love of doughnuts. I moved back to this fine country of ours. We should hangout. I think I’m better looking than you since that is one of the requirements.
Hi Lauren,
Stumbled upon your blog via Twitter as I was searching for Vermont-based bloggers. I wanted to send an email your way. Could you send a note to cherilucas@trazzler.com? Then I can send you a message.
Cheers,
Cheri Lucas
Trazzler.com community manager
YOU GOT PHIRED FROM YOUR LAST JOB FOR CRITICIZING A BAND’S FAN BASE WHO WERE LINING UP FOR OVER A MILE IN ORDER TO BUY TICKETS FOR A FLOOD RELIEF CONCERT FOR THE PEOPLE OF VERMONT, THAT’S WHO YOU ARE. PHAREWLL LAUREN!